i hate canned tuna

i am typing this with a ginormous bandage and splint on my right ring finger (lucky it wan't my left. no one wants that scar in wedding photos) it's hard ti type like this and i realize i have taken the so called "weakest finger" for granted my whole life. sorry ringy. so today at work iwas put in charge of making chicken salad and as i was ready to dump a can of chicken into a bowl it somehow slipped slicing open the upper region of the birdy finger and continuing into the middle area of the ringy (as i now affectionately call it) i didn't know how much fingers bleed or how quickly. it was slightly tramatic. well, mom to the rescue rushed me to instacare (thank-you workers comp) and glued- luckily not stitched- me back together and here i now sit writing this post. and did i mention i love sidenotes in parenthesis?